TOO OLD FOR SEX?

I hope I never get too old for sex – I really don’t think there is a sexpiration date!  Recent studies show that a majority of seniors still enjoy sex and that about 50% of people in their 70′s are still sexually active.  Probably those statistics would be higher if the availability was easier or more well known.

We probably all remember when it seemed especially repulsive to think of our own parents actually “doing-it” and certainly we never suspected that our grandparents still could.  I wonder if kids today still think that way or has TV and the Internet made them more realistic and worldly?  We may not have model-like figures anymore, older bodies don’t bend the same way as before and the occasional cramp in the leg can get kinda embarrasing, but the feelings are still there and it is a healthy, natural thing to be sexually active in our senior years for as long as we are physically able.

Senior dating sites offer some possibilities but how forward should you be in your quest for a sex partner?  I have viewed a few of the online grannie porn sites and they are a bit too graphic for me.  Pornography has always been mostly for men who are far more visual than women.  I guess a few smart smut operators have finally learned to produce some porn that appeals more to women but I’m not much of a late-night, turn-on-the-tube type so haven’t really searched it out.  Actually, it might be a real turn-on to view it with a sex partner, even granny & grandpa might could learn some new tricks.

Come to think of it, although hopefully it will be a long way off, I wonder if they allow conjugal visits in nursing homes?

admin at DateGranny.com

10 Lovemaking Tips for Seniors – Humorous

1. Wear your glasses. Make sure your partner is actually in the bed.

2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.

3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!)

4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.

5. Write partner’s name on your hand in case you can’t remember.

6. Keep the polygrip close by so your teeth don’t end up under the bed.

7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act.

8. Make all the noise you want… the neighbors are deaf too.

9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news.

10. Don’t even think about trying it twice.

A GF sent me this in an email…admin@dategranny.com